Surviving Edged Weapons - JonTron

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Crew:

Director, Writer, Editor - Jon Jafari
Director of Photography/Line Producer - Sergio Emilio Torres
Camera Operator - Conor Murdock
Gaffer- Michael Shayne
Editor - Andrew Reynoso
Sound Mixer - Keaton Hild
Production Designer/ Prop Master- Lynell Vinuya
Leadman - Mike Butler
Carpenter - Robert Taylor
Makeup Artist - Maria Alexandra
Special Effects - Melanie Licata
Set PA - Aramis Klein
Assistant Editor - Lewis Bown


Cast:
Teenage Sister - Tamara Chichian
Teenage Brother - Daniel Stompor
Knife Culture Guests - Charlotte Claw, Craig Ernest Woodward, Georgia Morgan, Philip O'Gorman
Thug/Swordsman - Joseph Hernandez
Knife Culture VO - Lewis Bown

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Reacties 

  1. krankykid 08

    krankykid 08

    52 minuten geleden

    Those kids weren’t just on the bad list, santa got hired and put those kids on his hit list.

  2. Dominic Del Brocco

    Dominic Del Brocco

    Uur geleden

    Shoot I forgot smens

  3. Fedoramaster

    Fedoramaster

    6 uur geleden

    I hate to be that dude, but actually knife cultures are actually very real things. Historians and archeologists tend to classify Neolithic cultures by how they made their knives and other tools due to the lack of other records besides tools and whatnot

  4. Shiirow

    Shiirow

    7 uur geleden

    This is what happens when you have an outbreak of Immortals in your neighborhood. They start fighting each other with bladed weapons to decapitate each other to absorb the quickenings in preparation for the final showdown for The Prize. The best thing you can do is either take shelter on holy ground and have your property blessed by a holy man. They are like Vampires but with long bladed weaponry. If you dont invite them into your home, theres no fear of their weapons.

  5. Stephen Lively

    Stephen Lively

    Dag geleden

    Someone please tell me where I can get a DVD of this please.

  6. Connor Westhoff

    Connor Westhoff

    3 dagen geleden

    Funny how Jontron would’ve never known about this movie without Redlettermedia

  7. *Insert creative name here *

    *Insert creative name here *

    3 dagen geleden

    I haven't seen anyone point out that the copyright on the video is in roman numerals. For some reason it kinda just stood out for me.

  8. troll face

    troll face

    3 dagen geleden

    Tf2 in a nuthell:

  9. Achyut Revo

    Achyut Revo

    3 dagen geleden

    British people watching this, ya ain't got the knowledge to not get shanked mate, pretty shtewpid innit.

  10. Slive Fawkes

    Slive Fawkes

    3 dagen geleden

    Red letter media video on this, much prefer

  11. Internal revenue service

    Internal revenue service

    4 dagen geleden

    The Canadian police are more advanced and know knows knifes are ancient and do not fear them they have also adopted the klashnikov and block grenade as a symbol of using the future to stop the The past

  12. ArchaeGaming

    ArchaeGaming

    4 dagen geleden

    I prefer a minigun

  13. Elias ZAK

    Elias ZAK

    6 dagen geleden

    Things were simple when this came out

  14. k

    k

    6 dagen geleden

    S.shoot S.shoot S.shoot H.hide the body

  15. Moth

    Moth

    9 dagen geleden

    But what if he has a hammer? What do I do then?!

  16. Arkian

    Arkian

    10 dagen geleden

    That's something Neil Degrass Tyson would say: "to stop yourself from becoming an edged weapon statistic."

  17. Widbud

    Widbud

    10 dagen geleden

    7:36 bruh the last of the crusaders still have the swords same with me and we continue the crusade against anime

  18. Mostlyharmless1985

    Mostlyharmless1985

    11 dagen geleden

    So basically, shoot them, and if they are still moving, shoot them more... Thanks SMENS!

  19. Antonio G Huertas

    Antonio G Huertas

    11 dagen geleden

    The intro scene was so not needed...

  20. Evongelo

    Evongelo

    11 dagen geleden

    Mexican oddjob

  21. SheepyTheBotT

    SheepyTheBotT

    12 dagen geleden

    4:11 Guy:hey pig! Officer:HAH fuckin dumbass got a knife hahaOH SHIT I FORGOT MY GUN!

  22. Luuk Schwarze

    Luuk Schwarze

    12 dagen geleden

    “Don’t forget that acronym: SMENS. Shoot first, MENS later.” That shit has me in tears every time 😂

  23. Kevin Pohlner

    Kevin Pohlner

    13 dagen geleden

    I like the acronym S. Shoot I. Into P. Pieces Which basically means keep firing until limbs and other body parts start falling off. It's extremely unlikely a torso alone can manage a knife but if you still have ammo feel free to empty thar into the torso to be safe

  24. Fastbandit185

    Fastbandit185

    14 dagen geleden

    6:02 Me talking to my friend on how to play

  25. BASSBOOSTED8582

    BASSBOOSTED8582

    14 dagen geleden

    he pulled a knife a outa his ass

  26. Calamaribowl

    Calamaribowl

    14 dagen geleden

    8:11 Spiahe gaeming

  27. c101vp

    c101vp

    15 dagen geleden

    Personal timestamp 6:02

  28. Jane Louise Ellis

    Jane Louise Ellis

    15 dagen geleden

    SMENS came so out of nowhere i was convinced it was a bit at first

  29. Andrew Woodruff

    Andrew Woodruff

    15 dagen geleden

    10 frames of the guy drawing the switchblade from its holster

  30. Atomic Monkey

    Atomic Monkey

    15 dagen geleden

    i have the same iron maiden poster as the hail satan lady

  31. Erenis Ranitos

    Erenis Ranitos

    15 dagen geleden

    yes, they are talking about a web browser 20 years prior to its release :-D

  32. Alex The Wolf

    Alex The Wolf

    16 dagen geleden

    When I see training videos I always wonder why the writing is corny and the actors half ass it to the point of it's so bad it's funny. And also why the scenario is absurdly overexaggerated .

  33. Miserable Cottage Cheese

    Miserable Cottage Cheese

    16 dagen geleden

    oh you little bastards i'll show you the true meaning of christmas

  34. 16 dagen geleden

    9:52 my favorite part

  35. Men-gineer get it?

    Men-gineer get it?

    16 dagen geleden

    "Stay k A A A A A A A A A A lm

  36. mocos

    mocos

    17 dagen geleden

    6:18 this view makes it look like dead ops arcade

  37. Goon

    Goon

    17 dagen geleden

    12:47 bri'ish?

  38. DerpoTheCaptilist

    DerpoTheCaptilist

    17 dagen geleden

    Ah yes, The best way to deal with a edge based attack is to use a projectile based weapon If you don't understand the joke I won't explain it

  39. Official Sega Genesis

    Official Sega Genesis

    17 dagen geleden

    SMENS

  40. Blitzwave

    Blitzwave

    17 dagen geleden

    6:02 the way the dude with the scimitar is running at him is so funny

    • Blitzwave

      Blitzwave

      15 dagen geleden

      @c101vp SCOTLAND FOREVER

    • c101vp

      c101vp

      15 dagen geleden

      HAVE AT THEM LADS

  41. Lukas Martinez

    Lukas Martinez

    17 dagen geleden

    one of these days jon is gonna fucking die from recording one of these skits.

  42. spectre

    spectre

    17 dagen geleden

    what about using edged weapons?

  43. SomeRandomDude

    SomeRandomDude

    17 dagen geleden

    What the fuck was that intro

  44. Dark Reyule

    Dark Reyule

    18 dagen geleden

    10:03 will forever be one of my most favorite things on NLid.

  45. 8-bit Sarda

    8-bit Sarda

    18 dagen geleden

    6:37 What, you mean you don't casually collect swords in your spare time?

  46. Dom Arriaga

    Dom Arriaga

    19 dagen geleden

    Very helpful thank you

  47. CRAZI Gaming and More

    CRAZI Gaming and More

    19 dagen geleden

    5:08 - 5:18 One of my favorite scenes in the episode

  48. JimmyDoesGame

    JimmyDoesGame

    20 dagen geleden

    Santa get's fucking dropped in canada: police brutality edition

  49. Fat Man

    Fat Man

    20 dagen geleden

    7:19

    • Miserable Cottage Cheese

      Miserable Cottage Cheese

      16 dagen geleden

      trabajo extrano

  50. Dustin Casey

    Dustin Casey

    21 dag geleden

    Chainmail protects me

  51. Delktross The Bone Dragon

    Delktross The Bone Dragon

    21 dag geleden

    I actually wanna know where John got the sweater fro,I like it

  52. Sharky Playz

    Sharky Playz

    21 dag geleden

    He has such a good intro

  53. Maria Kutsy

    Maria Kutsy

    21 dag geleden

    4:16 Американский Кшиштовский ?

  54. Tristan Connor

    Tristan Connor

    21 dag geleden

    Step four Neutralize. Me:Throws grenade

  55. YouTube Official

    YouTube Official

    22 dagen geleden

    Smens

  56. Joshua Taft

    Joshua Taft

    22 dagen geleden

    You have great costumes and sets..the vidios are always high quality..and you work with some cute girls. I mean. Uhhhhh

  57. Sam Gray

    Sam Gray

    22 dagen geleden

    Literally 6 months after this was made James Philips passed away

  58. Dominic Hill

    Dominic Hill

    23 dagen geleden

    What?

  59. Scootercartenman

    Scootercartenman

    23 dagen geleden

    SMENS Simp Monke E No Simp pt2

  60. Tristan Daries

    Tristan Daries

    24 dagen geleden

    8:27 1. Why is the white male in a suit the last person to attack someone? 2. I need a butterfly knife that looks like 2 pens

  61. KC

    KC

    25 dagen geleden

    I like how the 40 something satanist lady has an Iron Maiden poster on her wall

  62. Azatllo9028

    Azatllo9028

    26 dagen geleden

    How did he make that stabbing at the beginning so realistic

  63. The Bystander

    The Bystander

    26 dagen geleden

    RLM wants their clout back

  64. spidey boss 1962

    spidey boss 1962

    26 dagen geleden

    I just went to get a snack and i came back to see santa stabbing someone😂

  65. weirdweeb

    weirdweeb

    26 dagen geleden

    Idk how many times I've watched this but its gold

  66. NUGGETS

    NUGGETS

    26 dagen geleden

    The intro is a lsd trip

  67. nigel fanai

    nigel fanai

    26 dagen geleden

    Edge based attacks are my one weakness

  68. Andrew Charles

    Andrew Charles

    27 dagen geleden

    I keep coming back this video! Crying laughing! 🤣

  69. Aidan Faller

    Aidan Faller

    28 dagen geleden

    I love how the "best police training video ever made" is rated 4 stars

  70. AV Tips

    AV Tips

    28 dagen geleden

    Santa only comes once a year because the rest of the year he is in jail for one murder, two breaking and entering and three burglary (he steals your milk, cookies and sometimes your carrots).

  71. MrMoneyclips

    MrMoneyclips

    28 dagen geleden

    I watched this because of this video and FYI there are a lot of actual dead bodies in it. Watch at your own risk.

  72. Miggy Asmr

    Miggy Asmr

    28 dagen geleden

    28 STAB WOUNDS!!!

  73. T. Coppin

    T. Coppin

    28 dagen geleden

    Alternete title: 2 Children Shoot Santa and ask questions later

    • Miserable Cottage Cheese

      Miserable Cottage Cheese

      16 dagen geleden

      oh you little bastards i'll show you the true meaning of christmas

  74. Ryan Voit

    Ryan Voit

    Maand geleden

    9:58 Tarkov

  75. Jcknight7996

    Jcknight7996

    Maand geleden

    Step 1. Shoot. US cops: Write that down!

  76. THUMPER

    THUMPER

    Maand geleden

    @JonTronShow You remind me of Timone but look like Pumba

  77. LOVE* Watching

    LOVE* Watching

    Maand geleden

    Merry Christmas Of The Future 2021 Of The Christmas Weapons Of The Jon Tron Of The Future Another Novel Coronavirus Attack Of The Coronavirus Disease Of The Future Of The Jon Tron Weapons Another Of The Future

  78. Jedi Knight

    Jedi Knight

    Maand geleden

    I couldn’t breath when he shot the lady several times

  79. Eric

    Eric

    Maand geleden

    Those end credits though...

  80. Aidan Prieur

    Aidan Prieur

    Maand geleden

    THE BEST POLICE TRAINING VIDEO HAS FOUR STARS

  81. Michael Usher

    Michael Usher

    Maand geleden

    That parking lot sequence was magical

  82. The Gaming Itch

    The Gaming Itch

    Maand geleden

    "Potential threat" 🤣🤣

  83. Ricky Ray

    Ricky Ray

    Maand geleden

    That shotgun scene lmao. What did they use for the special FX there? It looks pretty legit.

    • Nate's Page

      Nate's Page

      28 dagen geleden

      @jack riddell whats indicationg that it is a special effect?

    • jack riddell

      jack riddell

      28 dagen geleden

      @Nate's Page they don’t tell you before they do special effects do they 😂

    • Nate's Page

      Nate's Page

      Maand geleden

      @Ricky Ray who said it was a special effect?

    • Ricky Ray

      Ricky Ray

      Maand geleden

      @Nate's Page the shotgun blast right next to... the green screen maybe? or what about the overhead view

    • Nate's Page

      Nate's Page

      Maand geleden

      what special effects?

  84. Sarah Chrisco

    Sarah Chrisco

    Maand geleden

    The fact that this video is not age restricted

  85. Dingusdan

    Dingusdan

    Maand geleden

    Smens

  86. Vandal Savage

    Vandal Savage

    Maand geleden

    I've seen Jason Voorhees take fewer rounds and go down than that Satanist.

  87. guest.raptor

    guest.raptor

    Maand geleden

    that sweater tho

  88. Mooself

    Mooself

    Maand geleden

    If you ask me, the acronym should be Scan for danger Evaluate the scene Move to Belgium Neutralise the Belgian government

  89. Harvey Quinn

    Harvey Quinn

    Maand geleden

    7:06 shit like that is why cops are “terrified of civilians”

  90. fun time jake and friends

    fun time jake and friends

    Maand geleden

    The knife culture we got curved we got pointed and Spring

  91. Ven

    Ven

    Maand geleden

    "Oh, wow; okay, tough guy! What'cha gonna do, ya gonna get in this car- hop in this car, peddle it wit'cher feet like WILMA AND BAERNEY? FUCKIN' LOSER! HAHAHAHAHA!"

  92. trash mammal

    trash mammal

    Maand geleden

    trabajo extrano means strange job according to google translate. I hope that's right. xD

  93. Jesse Scott Gunn

    Jesse Scott Gunn

    Maand geleden

    This training video (and the constant steam of fear propaganda made ever since) perfectly explains why cops from the 80s onwards seem to have little grasp of human nature or what is a threat and what isn't. They shoot virtually everything at the slightest provocation, and they're trained to think that way, then roasted by the newspapers for doing as they're trained. Shoot first! Do other things long after. If I was a cynical man, I'd say it was intentional, designed to break trust between law enforcement and the public, to make both easier to control.

  94. Ignored commenter

    Ignored commenter

    Maand geleden

    I thought this would be kungfool fake knife defense bullcrap but this is actually a pretty good set of tips

  95. Lolcat_21

    Lolcat_21

    Maand geleden

    6:38 what you DONT have a damn sword next to your door. Get with the times Times man I got a sword in my office and next to the door Edit:grammar

  96. ScrewBall the Alien!

    ScrewBall the Alien!

    Maand geleden

    9:54 appropriate response to satanists

  97. Bubut Linsangan

    Bubut Linsangan

    Maand geleden

    11:10

  98. Insomnia

    Insomnia

    Maand geleden

    It kinda explains the scene where canadian police chasing another car while both of them are stuck on the road.

  99. Eh

    Eh

    Maand geleden

    Um… any tips on surviving a chainsaw cannon?

  100. KingMB XJ

    KingMB XJ

    Maand geleden

    7:09 Super Mario Odyssey

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