Vaccinated People Free To Go Maskless, As "Covid Penis" Concerns Rise

The CDC says fully vaccinated Americans can now feel free to resume most normal activity without wearing a mask, while news that Covid-19 may lead to erectile dysfunction is giving men another reason to avoid infection.

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  1. Haggielady

    Haggielady

    2 dagen geleden

    Happy Belated Birthday

  2. Kimberly Navarro

    Kimberly Navarro

    6 dagen geleden

    WOW. Looks like they got their bot comments working overtime again. No way could there be 26K people who find this garbage propaganda even SLIGHTLY funny. By this time next year, I GUARANTEE there will be a lot less "fans" left to thumbs up.

  3. Sweet Hard-Biceps

    Sweet Hard-Biceps

    7 dagen geleden

    Pleas take Evie with you when you go back to the theater. She's a part of the show now.

  4. Chris Jackson

    Chris Jackson

    7 dagen geleden

    Please keep Evie and Chris mic’d when you return to the old format 🙏

  5. Hamideh Heikkila

    Hamideh Heikkila

    9 dagen geleden

    I adore Stephen’s wife. She is so pleasant.🌹

  6. Hamideh Heikkila

    Hamideh Heikkila

    9 dagen geleden

    Happy Birthday, Mr. Colbert!

  7. dwight st john

    dwight st john

    10 dagen geleden

    seriously, (just for a moment) the EFFICACY of being fully vac'd DOESN'T KICK IN for 7 to 10 days after your final vac. What Ms. K. saying??

  8. Jorn B

    Jorn B

    10 dagen geleden

    I am going to miss the shows without audience. This is much better then when there is a crowd yelling and applauding.

  9. Pía Ribes

    Pía Ribes

    12 dagen geleden

    😂😂😂 SC you cracked me up

  10. Diamond Renee

    Diamond Renee

    13 dagen geleden

    Happy Birthday Stephen Colbert

  11. Sindhu3004

    Sindhu3004

    13 dagen geleden

    Aaand vaccines have run out here before I could get vaccinated

  12. Kevin Fager

    Kevin Fager

    13 dagen geleden

    In America we have to exploit people’s greed to get them to do things they would’ve/should’ve already done if they weren’t so selfish.

  13. Roland Bruce

    Roland Bruce

    15 dagen geleden

    I want to inform the public on how me and my son got cured of our Herpes Simplex Virus by a Holistic Doctor called Dr Alaho Olu on NLid....

  14. MlssCue

    MlssCue

    17 dagen geleden

    Shout out from T-Town! 😎

  15. Ingeborg Anne Rakvåg

    Ingeborg Anne Rakvåg

    18 dagen geleden

    I bleedin' love Stephen's shirt. It's so metallic.

  16. Leah L

    Leah L

    18 dagen geleden

    That’s one sassy sign-language lady

  17. Chanda Harkins

    Chanda Harkins

    19 dagen geleden

    Happy birthday, Steve! I feel like with all we've been through together, I can call you that. 😂 So glad you were born!

  18. Joseph Lester

    Joseph Lester

    20 dagen geleden

    Can’t wait for this guy to get fired. What a disgrace to late night television

  19. Becky

    Becky

    21 dag geleden

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  20. Dreemurr Delm

    Dreemurr Delm

    21 dag geleden

    Normally on sticks those are called Cakepops

  21. Martyr General Soliemani

    Martyr General Soliemani

    23 dagen geleden

    Gotta love all the bots, schills and trolls pushing the propaganda in the comments sections, looks like the tel Aviv trolls are out on full force pushing the poison jab.

  22. Scottie Johnson

    Scottie Johnson

    23 dagen geleden

    lol 😂 imma miss that NYC Mayor

  23. Scottie Johnson

    Scottie Johnson

    23 dagen geleden

    lol 😂 we love you Stephen! 🍺😎

  24. Scottie Johnson

    Scottie Johnson

    23 dagen geleden

    Sweeet! My fiancé got her J&J shot 3 days ago and I get mine Monday I can’t wait! 🍺😎

  25. elfan

    elfan

    23 dagen geleden

    Damn, here in the UK we still have to wear masks! I'm jealous...

  26. Hugh Sweeney

    Hugh Sweeney

    26 dagen geleden

    Make the "CoViD will break your dong" a gif. I want to share that all OVER social media.

  27. gabe colpetzer

    gabe colpetzer

    26 dagen geleden

    Vax-scenes X Randy dandy-o is a combination I didn't know that I needed

  28. cannibalbananas

    cannibalbananas

    26 dagen geleden

    You missed a good opportunity to say "it tasted like a chocolate ball in my mouth" at the beginning 😂😂 Also, love the side eye skit 😂😂

  29. Her Meowjesty

    Her Meowjesty

    26 dagen geleden

    The CDC made a huge mistake with this. Since the beginning, the GQP has refused to mask or worn masks improperly. Now, there is an honour system in place where we all know most of them will claim to have been vaccinated even though they haven't been. I'm fully vaccinated but will still mask until herd immunity is reached or there are no new cases in my city. Plus, if people can't manage to mask during a pandemic, you know they probably don't wash regularly or follow other medical guidelines. A lot of GQP are anti vaxx and probably crawling with disease, whether or not they have COVID. It's been nice having no colds, flu or other routine illness since March 2020. I'll also mask for the kids, many of whom cannot be vaccinated yet and may not be able to mask if they are very small. The vaccine reduces spread but doesn't eliminate it. As someone who was immunocompromised as a child a still is as an adult, I don't want to be the one who spreads COVID to vulnerable youngsters.

  30. Dissociated Women Incorporated

    Dissociated Women Incorporated

    26 dagen geleden

    Not offering free burgers to vaccinated non-Americans is just yet another example of American imperialism and racism. Give me my free burger, America! You can distribute them via McDonald's, we have those here in the UK!

  31. Sharko Channel

    Sharko Channel

    26 dagen geleden

    I Remember when stephen used to be funny now he just spits propoganda

  32. Mad Minorcam

    Mad Minorcam

    26 dagen geleden

    In Colbert's case a mask could be considered as a head condom.

  33. Michelle M

    Michelle M

    27 dagen geleden

    I haven't found any where were they allow people not to wear masks. Even parks (outside) they are still (trying to ) enforcing mask, more than ever before.

  34. Donovan Werts

    Donovan Werts

    27 dagen geleden

    Covid Penis is God's way of stopping some people from procreating :)

  35. Izzy Cisneros

    Izzy Cisneros

    27 dagen geleden

    That one guy really took Tiger King to heart.

  36. J. C.

    J. C.

    27 dagen geleden

    Hope you have a really good immune system, if not, and you received the 2nd shot, you may not have any antibodies built up. John Hopkins just finished their study. CDC needs to reflect this information and warn people.

  37. Derrick L Gaylord

    Derrick L Gaylord

    27 dagen geleden

    I so much appreciate maskoffweb com for the 10,000€ send to my PayPal account today it was really helpful to me

  38. Onion Ring Banana Rangs

    Onion Ring Banana Rangs

    27 dagen geleden

    6:32

  39. Viana Viana

    Viana Viana

    27 dagen geleden

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  40. Anteres

    Anteres

    27 dagen geleden

    Why does that Dr. video sound like she is selling a Veg-O-Matic?

  41. Camacho Caesar

    Camacho Caesar

    27 dagen geleden

    No more itching or pains, all outbreaks gone for good thanks Dr.Ayomede your supplements are truly the best for permanent cure

  42. Henry Vargas

    Henry Vargas

    27 dagen geleden

    I celebrated my birthday with yours.

  43. Bennett Johnson

    Bennett Johnson

    28 dagen geleden

    How could someone be so unfunny and unlikeable? Truly astonishing

  44. accidental catalyst

    accidental catalyst

    28 dagen geleden

    I hate this show

  45. SurleyBlaine

    SurleyBlaine

    28 dagen geleden

    I don't own a tiger, my wife owns a tiger.

  46. D.A. Robin

    D.A. Robin

    28 dagen geleden

    This guy...This guy is incredible. How far along are we in make cryogenic storage a thing? ...Oh, You wouldn't be able to defrost him? He would just be a funny, glasses-wearing popsicle head? He would want it that way!

  47. Northgoddess3

    Northgoddess3

    28 dagen geleden

    Never stopped.

  48. Northgoddess3

    Northgoddess3

    28 dagen geleden

    Dork.

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    Pole Valuable

    28 dagen geleden

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  50. Cinders Vale

    Cinders Vale

    28 dagen geleden

    Stephen, I am one fan who really loved the format during the difficult time during the Covid-19 pandemic. Hearing Evie's and your crew's reactions have been treasured moments. I have not once missed all the camera cuts to the audience. Please keep Evie on the show, at least as a recurring guest. She has been a total delight.

  51. Signore Portinaio

    Signore Portinaio

    28 dagen geleden

    Happy happy birthday buddy. Thanks for keeping the humor alive. Need it more than ever. Hope you have a great birthday

  52. SM00TH CR1M1NAL

    SM00TH CR1M1NAL

    28 dagen geleden

    Covid is more hilarious than Stephen Colbert. Who is paying these hacks for the worst comedy to date. No one laughs at this hack. Seriously if you find this man funny its probably bc when the water in your head starts sloshing around it tickles a little so you laugh. After another joke of his get only 2 laughs was the realist this show has been since it started. Stephen Colbert along with many others shouldn't get paid for their hack humor and should be asking for handouts bc that's about how useful they are to society.

  53. Marion Pettkus

    Marion Pettkus

    28 dagen geleden

    I love YOUR show where you are..it's just me. But the audience is too much sometime. It's valuable to have like a private show to me.

  54. Daniel Feldsien

    Daniel Feldsien

    28 dagen geleden

    I definitely prefer this smaller personal setup, especially with Evie giggling at your antics, but you do you man.

  55. Cynthia Hawkins

    Cynthia Hawkins

    28 dagen geleden

    What I notice is many people remain super vigilant and fearful. And confused, which I can totally dig. So ok, even if I do drop my mask..how would anyone walking toward me.. (if they don't read minds, that is) - KNOW I have been double vaccinated since last Feb? And thus, completely safe to approach? Should I start wearing a 'non-leper bell'..or what here? Jesus H....

  56. Robert Baron

    Robert Baron

    28 dagen geleden

    The colonial pipeline must be running windows.

  57. Tiffany Edwards

    Tiffany Edwards

    28 dagen geleden

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  58. J. P.

    J. P.

    28 dagen geleden

    Does Colbert realize he looked and sounded exactly like de Blasio eating a burger when he was eating the cake pops?

  59. J. P.

    J. P.

    28 dagen geleden

    Those would be cake pops (without the stick). And didn’t anyone ever teach you to chew with your mouth closed? Smacking away like a cow chewing on cud.

  60. aryanson

    aryanson

    28 dagen geleden

    My unc,le got the vaccine, he got a skide effect, he said his dik grew 3 inches.

  61. Paul Margani

    Paul Margani

    28 dagen geleden

    I don't need a vax to live my birth right in my freedom. Im good. How about ppl getting sick from the jab or dying? Dont want to say those stats.

  62. Eric Hagen

    Eric Hagen

    28 dagen geleden

    yall need to keep yer wife at yer side even back in the ed sullivan!! i love the banter.

  63. Eric Hagen

    Eric Hagen

    28 dagen geleden

    happy belated!!

  64. Dietrich Ahlers

    Dietrich Ahlers

    28 dagen geleden

    If I stop wearing my mask, will I stop having nightmares about leaving my mask at home and getting yelled at by strangers?

  65. Lonnie Falbo

    Lonnie Falbo

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  67. No Comment

    No Comment

    28 dagen geleden

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY 🌼🏵🌹🌸🌺🌷🤗💐🥂🚀🥰♥️🍾☕

  68. Ape Beats

    Ape Beats

    28 dagen geleden

    I hear from a very reliable source that after making contact with the hackers and paying the ransom, they were instructed to unplug the modem for 30 seconds to initiate a soft reboot to restart the pipeline. If the first try was unsuccessful, repeat the process and wait for the light to stop blinking, then send another $5,000,000.00 for further instructions and a 2 week trial membership for A.O.L. w/ Windows `98 free of charge. 🤞Fingers Crossed🤞

  69. Danielle White

    Danielle White

    28 dagen geleden

    “A burger element”🤣🤣🤣

  70. Amy Chlebus

    Amy Chlebus

    28 dagen geleden

    I'm fully vaccinated, but I'm still going to continue to wear the mask. I have a congenital heart defect, but I am not going to stay in all the time because I have things I need to do. I am also getting ready for surgery, so wearing a mask would minimise me getting sick.

  71. A Shoe

    A Shoe

    28 dagen geleden

    6:30 penis-a

  72. A Shoe

    A Shoe

    28 dagen geleden

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  73. Suzette Figgs

    Suzette Figgs

    28 dagen geleden

    Happy Birthday Steven 🤗🤗🤗

  74. Brittany Porter

    Brittany Porter

    28 dagen geleden

    Steven your wife and you are adorable and I’ve loved you forever lol but as a chronically ill/immunofunked person who hasn’t been able to get vaxxed yet the cdc didn’t give “all of us a gift” with this latest fuckery. I now feel even more vulnerable and isolated and unsafe than I have for the last year (and that’s a tough bar to clear!).

  75. Jay Sprout

    Jay Sprout

    28 dagen geleden

    I want one of those bigass globes.

  76. Terry Almame

    Terry Almame

    28 dagen geleden

    Happy birthday 🎉

  77. honeyhorizons

    honeyhorizons

    28 dagen geleden

    I don't trust anything the media says about this vaccine. I will still wear a mask. How do you know who is vaccinated. I feel the media is being controlled by terrorists. Even if restrictions are lifted in business, public trans. etc I will continue to wear a mask. And what's in these vaccines anyway. God only knows what this corrupt world will do to kill ppl. Especially ppl of color.

  78. Mike Dean

    Mike Dean

    29 dagen geleden

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  79. crazyman8472

    crazyman8472

    29 dagen geleden

    A very merry Unbirthday to you! (Yes, you!) 🎂

  80. Donna Supe

    Donna Supe

    29 dagen geleden

    Infatuation

  81. Jaren Woods

    Jaren Woods

    29 dagen geleden

    yeahh same birthday

  82. cuntstolemyusernames

    cuntstolemyusernames

    29 dagen geleden

    Free Palestine 🇯🇴

  83. jetfowl

    jetfowl

    29 dagen geleden

    If Borat can have a bear in his ice cream truck for a road trip... ... then Victor Hugo can have a tiger in his van. :-P

  84. Jimmy Lin

    Jimmy Lin

    29 dagen geleden

    Stephen, it’s highly unfair that your show just started showing Evie’s reactions and we soon won’t be doing the show this way anymore. Please, bring her to set and use her reactions to make up for it. At least for half the season.

  85. bendoi namsao

    bendoi namsao

    29 dagen geleden

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  86. CitanulsPumpkin

    CitanulsPumpkin

    29 dagen geleden

    We should have told Republicans that covid symptoms included "Dick fell off!" last year. Maybe then the idiots would have masked up and gone along with all the safety precautions needed to keep America a first world country.

  87. screwedandchoppedtv

    screwedandchoppedtv

    29 dagen geleden

    No vaccine here and have been maskless since day 1

  88. ROSTAFA

    ROSTAFA

    29 dagen geleden

    #covidwillbreakyourdong classic

  89. Frizzle the Cat

    Frizzle the Cat

    29 dagen geleden

    OMG, that sounds like a terrible, terrible idea... "Fully vaccinated people can participate in activities indoors without a mask". What could go wrong there? I mean... how about everything? How are you going to be sure the people without masks are really vaccinated? (This is the point where the microchip would have actually been handy, tbh) This is going to be a desaster

    • Marcus Mariota

      Marcus Mariota

      23 dagen geleden

      You cannot be serious

  90. The Captain Taz

    The Captain Taz

    29 dagen geleden

    It's sad to see how once someone funny goes woke and sjw. They seem to have diminished brain function and stops being funny.

  91. susan fabrican

    susan fabrican

    29 dagen geleden

    Hey, Mayor Di Blasio, that burger better be a #BeyondMeat burger or an #ImpossibleFoods burger lest Eric Adams, #plantbased Brooklyn Borough President get mad at you. 🍔😋🌱🌱 #climatechange

  92. susan fabrican

    susan fabrican

    29 dagen geleden

    Stephen, please stay casual! Loving your casual look these past many months! 👕 👖

  93. susan fabrican

    susan fabrican

    29 dagen geleden

    Hi Stephen, hope those cake balls are #vegan! - your friend, Jon Stewart 😋🌱

  94. Skycomet

    Skycomet

    29 dagen geleden

    The vacc? Yeet mask! Policy is awesome! I’ve been taking full advantage of my fully vacc status.

  95. Ulrich Raymond

    Ulrich Raymond

    29 dagen geleden

    Enjoyed the laid-back easy going live

  96. Barqu3ntine

    Barqu3ntine

    29 dagen geleden

    Happy birthday Stephen!

  97. Nerissa

    Nerissa

    29 dagen geleden

    Happy birthday Stephen!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉

  98. neojc128

    neojc128

    29 dagen geleden

    Very Stanislavsky of Colbert to always put down the imaginary props he makes up

  99. TrollBridge666

    TrollBridge666

    29 dagen geleden

    I feel Stephen should fire that person for not being 400 people. That’s unprofessional!

  100. AlgErnO n

    AlgErnO n

    29 dagen geleden

    Watching you try is embarrassing. Ellen, Lemon,.. who's next?

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